end times?
I.
i'm with some members of the extended group, though it's not exactly clear which ones. we're at the richmond beach/innis arden bluff (non-shorelinians: compare to bluffs you find around discovery park overlooking the sound) and i'm giving them a tour of a house i bought. as i'm showing them this orchard of pear trees, an older woman comes out and tries to interrupt my tour. she starts yelling out obscenities, so i try to make my voice louder than hers, which doesn't work. my entourage suspects something is up, so they let me confront the woman, who's still fuming.
she invites me into the house (the one that i just "bought") and says she's seen me vandalize property in the area before, blaming me for the recent desecration of a neighborhood shack. i profess my innocence and try to escape the house, but she demands that i fill out a job application to work in her garden (so i can earn the shed money back). i tell her how ludicrous this is, since i had nothing to do with bringing the shack down, which was the neighbors' property anyway. she then gets up real close to my face and starts trying to shout me down, but i'm not really paying attention. out the window i spot this kid sam who i went to high school with getting splashed by a wave coming up the side of the bluff (which is a couple hundred feet above the sound). i get it in my mind that a tsunami has hit, so i head inland. at this point, the landscape ahead has transformed from a lightly wooded trail into rolling hills of pasture. i would compare it to the hill that the kids run down in the intro to the "little house on the prairie" tv series, minus the theme music + actors, and with me running up it.
people seem to be going about their daily business as i walk along a street resembling the alki beach area (yeah, i somehow ended up in south seattle). the waves are still coming in, so i head up this hill and climb onto the roof of a house and watch as a 3m or so wave crashes through the street. there are some surfers who try to ride it, but they're immediately swept up. a few other waves hit, and after a moment of relative calm, i head for the railroad tracks to make my way back to richmond beach. i meet nathan friend here, which i find really strange. he tells me that bitter lake has been completely inundated, and we both have a hard time understanding how we ended up this far south. the tracks roll through some unfamiliar areas that don't seem to resemble seattle in the slightest, but i put my trust in him to get us further north. we end up having to scale the side rockery on a beaten up stretch of tracks as a train makes its way by, literally hanging on for our lives as the train rushes above us. we climb back on and make our way to this aquarium/restaurant a couple hundred meters ahead. the place seems pretty upscale, somehow. there are glowing blue tanks everywhere and a bunch of besuited aristocrats in tuxes and fancy dresses. i'm a little weirded out by the fact that no one there seems aware of the recent natural disaster, and i'm feeling a little out of my socio-economic bracket, so i slip out after a few seconds. nathan lets me borrow his phone (or "iPod," as he calls it) so i can call my parents' house to see if everyone is okay. they are, which is a relief.
II.
i'm stuck in this run-down, kinda soviet-style apartment building, several floors up and waiting outside a room. people are in line for acting auditions, and i guess i am too. the guy in front of me is really nervous, so i walk into the room next door (which is completely torn apart) and turn this stereo on, which starts blasting out some really obnoxious house music. it's actually starting to piss him off, but i'm really amused by it and laugh at him. his audition is up next, so the woman in charge (who also happens to be the woman from earlier whose property i allegedly damaged) opens the door and yells at him to turn the music off. when they shut the door and continue the audition, i stick my ear up to it to try to hear what kind of things i'll need to go over. i can't really make anything out, so i head back into that room and turn the stereo up real loud, just to fuck with them. i do this off and on for a couple minutes until its my turn to go in.
the woman doesn't seem to recognize me, but that's probably for the better since i want to get the audition right (i guess). she gives me this card to read, and says that the last guy really showed no creativity, so i should try to explore the set. i'm thinking to myself, "does she mean do something with the props?," so i grab this bowl of chips from a nearby table. i'm kind of sitting there, holding/looking into the bowl for several minutes, and there's a really awkward tension building. i know she's staring at me, but i refuse to look at her and sit in silence, gripping the bowl of chips while trying to suppress a smile.
III.
i'm holding a newspaper with a headline that reads "Daedelus 95% Dead." this is a complete shock to me. still, i'm not really moved to tears or sadness or anything, at least not right away. i immediately call asher to inform him:
K: "Daedelus is 95% dead."
A: "Oh..."
K: "I know."
A: "I gotta go."
K: "Same."
--end--
it's clear that we're both crying by the end of the call.